From 46f28afe0464eef42b4fb49ad00cfb36822ebb10 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Christopher Bowns <github@cbowns.com>
Date: Tue, 22 May 2018 18:44:57 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] Remove zlogout's Apu quote (#1583)

* Remove zlogout's Apu quote

For questions about why, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Problem_with_Apu

* Add a couple of random sayings per feedback in #1583
---
 runcoms/zlogout | 11 ++++++-----
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-)

diff --git a/runcoms/zlogout b/runcoms/zlogout
index 56b6b55..b5d9858 100644
--- a/runcoms/zlogout
+++ b/runcoms/zlogout
@@ -8,11 +8,12 @@
 # Execute code only if STDERR is bound to a TTY.
 [[ -o INTERACTIVE && -t 2 ]] && {
 
-# Print the message.
-cat <<-EOF
+SAYINGS=(
+    "So long and thanks for all the fish.\n  -- Douglas Adams"
+    "Good morning! And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.\n  --Truman Burbank"
+)
 
-Thank you. Come again!
-  -- Dr. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
-EOF
+# Print a randomly-chosen message:
+echo $SAYINGS[$(($RANDOM % ${#SAYINGS} + 1))]
 
 } >&2